His first girlfriend was hit by a car. His second girlfriend fell off a cliff. His wife has come prepared.

Christian Slater is a stranger who comes to a small town. The local citizens think he's up to no good. After bothering him for a while, he blurts out...

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Three martial-arts students search for the Golden Ninja Warrior, a statue reputed to have magic powers.

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A man with a grudge against the late Little Joe seeks revenge on the Cartwrights and attempts to take over the Ponderosa.

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Eight secret agents assigned to go undercover as stand up comedians in search of a comedian who becomes a liaison to the master criminal named The...