The Absent-Minded Waiter
- Gore: 1977
- Nyika: United States of America
- Genre: Comedy
- Studio: Aspen Film Society, Paramount Pictures
- Keyword: restaurant, waiting, short film
- Mutungamiriri: Carl Gottlieb
- Cast: Steve Martin, Teri Garr, Buck Henry, Naomi Stevens, Ivor Barry, Peter Elbling