The Absent-Minded Waiter
- Tahun: 1977
- Negara: United States of America
- Genre: Comedy
- Studio: Aspen Film Society, Paramount Pictures
- Kata kunci: restaurant, waiting, short film
- Pengarah: Carl Gottlieb
- Pelakon: Steve Martin, Teri Garr, Buck Henry, Naomi Stevens, Ivor Barry, Peter Elbling